✦ REDEEMABLE. SHINY. TECHNICALLY CURRENCY. ✦
GIFT
CAPS.
Every gift card we sell is, physically, a bottle cap. We are not going to explain further.
Pick a Denomination
// caps do not expire. caps may be slightly magnetic.
Redeem a Code
// works for Neon Cards from The Regular Store and Gift Caps bought here. each code works once.
✦ COMMUNITY. SURVEILLANCE. BOTH. ✦
NOTICE
BOARD.
Everything posted here is true, or was true, or will be true. We do not distinguish.
🏆 Employee of the Month
// every winner has been the same employee. no one has noticed until now.
📷 Security Cameras
// feeds are for decoration only. we cannot and will not show you anyone's real screen.
💡 Suggestion Box
// all suggestions are read, considered, and then this happens:
⚠ Product Recall Board
// recalled for your safety. our definition of safety may differ from yours.
